To Whom It May Concern,
On behalf of the Brain department, I am writing this letter to request you to provide us with a new Thought Processing Filter, as the old Filter is not in good condition. We urgently need to replace the Filter so that our human can avoid the following:
- Calling her mother "a fancy mf"
- Telling her uncle that she "hates everything" when he asks her how she is doing.
Please send the new Filter as soon as possible.
The Brain Department