Saturday, April 16, 2022

Request for Parts

To Whom It May Concern, 

On behalf of the Brain department, I am writing this letter to request you to provide us with a new Thought Processing Filter, as the old Filter is not in good condition. We urgently need to replace the Filter so that our human can avoid the following:

        - Calling her mother "a fancy mf"

        - Telling her uncle that she "hates everything" when he asks her how she is doing

Please send the new Filter as soon as possible.

Sincerely,

The Brain Department

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